Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.
Things to ACTUALLY call your partner:
- Big gay
*Geoff Ramsey voice*
Yeah, those Octodad Let’s Plays are cool.
Y’know what would be really cool?
Team Nice Dynamite Plays Goat Simulator.
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon
WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????
it’s true though why am i laughing
the starry sky on the himalayas
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